Wednesday, October 21, 2015


Look at this for a little bit. Go ahead, read the text, nobody's watching.

No, I don't work in the Surface department at Microsoft. However, I smell contradictions. It is so stupid that they advertise a laptop as being "the ultimate laptop", yet they have a "tablet that can replace your laptop", which implies that it is better than a laptop at doing...laptop things. And they introduced the laptop after the tablet. Why.

Oh, and if I'm going to spend more than a grand on a laptop, that shit better be stellar.